Well, Doug, since you insist...
- a Nokia flip phone
- a bit of cash money in bills
- some random receipts from recent purchases
- a cheap ball point pen
- a carbide scribe, with a magnet on the other end, good for retrieving small screws and so on
- a small tapered diamond lap (good for re-touching a utility knife hook blade - yeah, that's how cheap I am)
- pair of cheater specs
- wallet with debit card, driver's license, insurance cards, etc. and a bit more cash money in bills
- a set of keys for our camper trailer, with an ignition key for the Honda generator and a key for the power panel padlock
- a thumb drive with a bootable LINUX OS on it
- a lockback folding utility knife
- a small bottle with ibuprofen, pseudoephedrine, Immodium, etc.
- another USB with some miscellaneous files on it (just a transfer device)
- a USB memory card adapter
- a set of keys for my dad's house
- a set of keys for both of my trucks, with a multitool key fob
- a mini Bic lighter in a flip top case (help to prevent the gas escaping inadvertently - it's meant for a lady's clutch, but fits better in my pocket)
- a small adjustable wrench
- a 2-foot folding carpenter's rule
- a screwdriver with 2 Phillips/cross drive and 2 straight blade tips
- a comb
- a brass-bodied diamond sharpening rod
- a DMT 600 grit diamond stone, and an 8000 grit (3 micron) stone, both in the same nylon case (the 600 grit gets used often for touching up knife blades, including utility knife blades)
- a Gerber multi tool pliers gizmo (knock-off Leatherman), with a bunch of tool - pliers with wire cutter and serrated sheepfoot blade get used frequently
- a couple of folded up paper towels, to staunch blood flow or mop up messes (who? me?)
- a small leather coin purse, containing change, a couple of random flat washers and a spark plug gauge
- a big set of keys
- a Victorinox Swiss army knife, with a little saw, can opener, bottle opener, screw drivers, mini pliers (used as he-man tweezers), etc. and the locking spear-point blade
- a partial tang Mora knife, with little ferrocerium fire starting rod tucked in the handle
I usually wear some sort of hat or cap (yesterday, a Mucros wool flat cap, because it was raining, but today a John Deere ball cap given to me by a customer, though I often wear a straw hat in the summer, knit cap in winter) and have a pair of gloves (today's are Kinco-brand roper gloves - they cover about 90% of the weather I encounter, summer or winter, with the rest being handled by a pair of leather mittens). I also wear a nylon web belt with climbing chock style buckle (no moving parts, and stout), which can help hold up pants (not really required), but might have other uses in a pinch, too (i.e. sling, self-defense weapon - even a climbing aid, though I am no technical climber).
That's my standard load-out, directly on my person.
If I am wearing my M1951 Korean War surplus wool jac-shirt, I'll have a knock-off Blast Match (a one handed ferrocerium rod fire starter - you never know when you might need to start a fire one-handed!), a pin vise with small wire gage drill, a compass (orienteering, not drawing), and spare standard and hook utility knife blades. If I'm wearing my pullover anorak, then also some length of cordage (salvaged boot laces and small bits of string), a twist of soft wire, and 3 graduated-grit diamond lapping plates - and usually a spare knit hat. If wearing my light wind breaker, then a head net and citriodiol-based (lemon eucalyptus extract) bug repellent. These are mix-n-match combos of outerwear, weather dependent. I'll usually have other stuff close at hand, but not directly on my person - head lamps, a Brunton pocket transit compass, a USB external hard drive. My truck is chuck full of stuff, with exact contents dependent on what projects I haven't yet completed recently (hammers and augers and handsaws - oh, my!), along with standard "truck stuff" - jumper cables, socket sets, a hatchet and buck saw, and so on.
Because you asked...
Kevin